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Saturday, 6 November 2010

Ha Ha Said the Clown

Smokey Robinson - The tracks of my tears
Uploaded by Shakki. - News videos from around the world.

It's Saturday, I've done the shopping, put on the dishwasher, the tumble dryer and the washing machine , hoovered, added a few debit entries in the company accounts and have decided that tonight I'll cook a curry. Having done that I thought I might do a post.

At the moment I'm feeling rather pissed off with writing about the evils of the world and I thought something light hearted might do the trick. So I went to the Daily Mail, New York Post and Daily Express web sites where usually there's something bonkers which I can take the piss out of.

Nothing, not a sausage, zilch...because it's Saturday and all the English "red tops" can focus on is "X Factor", "Strictly Come Dancing", Cheryl Cole (again and again) and the weekend soccer schedule.

However, I found a lovely site. I don't know how current are these news stories, but what the heck they're great. My favourites are...

condom truck

The Perfect Scam - Australia

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam:

A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and make payments via check.

After several weeks, the company writes back explaining that under the present law they are unable to supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they return their customers' money in the form of a company check.

However, due to the name of the company, few people will present these checks to their banks. 

The name of the company: "The Anal Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."


This Smells Odd

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. 
Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

Check out Funny News Stories over your Sunday bowl of Sugar Puffs.

1 comment:

The Sagittarian said...

Good post, you gotta wonder who writes news headlines really don't you? I was a tad bemused to read the other week "Woman beats off sex attacker" (this is true, Sydney Morning Herald)