I Am David
After hearing that Tory MP Nadine Dorries (who's a dead ringer for Christine Hamilton) had accused Cameron and Osborne of being 'Arrogant posh boys with no interest in lives of others' I was inspired to put new lyrics to Chris Farlowe's stonking 1966 hit "Out of Time" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNyAzuB1-rE (with apologies all round).
The tune goes somewhat in this vein "Dum dum dum, diddle, diddle, diddle dum dum dum" but with relish.
"You don't know what's going on
You've screwed it up for far too long
You think you’re cool but you’re just another prat.
You're out of touch dear David
My poor delusional David
I said, David, David, David you're out of time,
Well, maybe, maybe David you should call it time
I said, David, David, David why not resign
You’ve screwed up without a doubt
You’ve no vision, no plan to shout about
'Cause David baby you're out of time
You thought your Oxbridge chums would help you out.
Capture power that’s what it’s all about
With pals like Murdoch you’d have it all sown up.
But you’re out of touch sweet David
Disastrously so dear David
So maybe David baby you should resign.
Well, come on David baby, stop playing games
You may seem plausible, you may appear quite sane
But frankly Dave you’re all adrift
And ‘cause of you we’re in the shit
'Cause of you, David baby we’re out of time
You thought you were a clever boy
Playing to the hoi polloi
But we’ve found out you’re just a first class dick.
You're obsolete dear David
My poor inconsequential David
I said David, David, David just call it time
Well, maybe, maybe David you should call it time
I said, David, David, David why not resign
You’ve screwed up without a doubt
You’ve no vision, no plan to shout about
'Cause David baby you're out of time
Call an election....
I said, David, David, please just resign."
I thank you...
The tune goes somewhat in this vein "Dum dum dum, diddle, diddle, diddle dum dum dum" but with relish.
"You don't know what's going on
You've screwed it up for far too long
You think you’re cool but you’re just another prat.
You're out of touch dear David
My poor delusional David
I said, David, David, David you're out of time,
Well, maybe, maybe David you should call it time
I said, David, David, David why not resign
You’ve screwed up without a doubt
You’ve no vision, no plan to shout about
'Cause David baby you're out of time
You thought your Oxbridge chums would help you out.
Capture power that’s what it’s all about
With pals like Murdoch you’d have it all sown up.
But you’re out of touch sweet David
Disastrously so dear David
So maybe David baby you should resign.
Well, come on David baby, stop playing games
You may seem plausible, you may appear quite sane
But frankly Dave you’re all adrift
And ‘cause of you we’re in the shit
'Cause of you, David baby we’re out of time
You thought you were a clever boy
Playing to the hoi polloi
But we’ve found out you’re just a first class dick.
You're obsolete dear David
My poor inconsequential David
I said David, David, David just call it time
Well, maybe, maybe David you should call it time
I said, David, David, David why not resign
You’ve screwed up without a doubt
You’ve no vision, no plan to shout about
'Cause David baby you're out of time
Call an election....
I said, David, David, please just resign."
I thank you...
Comments
Hope this goes viral.
bearty
When Dave is back from Sainsburys I will ask him to have your site shut down and have you deported to Sweden
Dear Anon, ?????
Dear SamCam, surely you don't shop at Sainsbury's. Waitrose- it must be.