Let Me Entertain You

This has got to stop! I blame it on that troublemaker Steve - always looking for ways to shock his more sensitive readers.

Well, he's done it this time and no mistake. A mug shot, for God's Sake. I don't waste my time reading his lovely posts to suffer psychic trauma. I read his posts for a belly laugh and the realisation that there is at least one other person out there who is as deserving of pity as me.

But now "It's all a bit poor" has also posted a mug shot; well more a body shot actually. I know we're told disclosure is good for the soul, but not this. Please, please fellow bloggers - refrain. Let's have no more mug shots, poetic poses, passport photos, Facebook discards or "Crime Watch" stills.

I tremble to think where all this could end. Steve posting his infamous office party routine from "Gypsy"?

I'm told that on the back of that his local drama group signed him up for the lead in "La Cage aux Folles". The theatre critic of the Leamington Spa Courier raved about his performance. This may explain his sad delusional state - Johnny Depp - really!

Don't do it "It's all a bit poor". Posing Monty Pythonish naked at an organ may increase your traffic (or not) but at what cost? The mind quakes.

Remember fellow bloggers immature, impressionable minds might stumble on our out pourings - I'm not talking about you Steve! Could you live with yourself if, as a result of them glimpsing your visage au naturelle, they'd spent years in rehab. 

No, I'm sure this was a minor aberration. Common sense will out and we'll settle back into a steady diet of shots of seascapes, churches and deserted high streets.