It's over

Well that's over with for another 5 years.Thank God! Except it isn't - it's only just begun. What we learnt from yesterday's vote and the election process.

• The more the parties talk about change the more things remain the same:
• People like X factor and "political" spin offs, but voting's different:
• If the parties hadn't got the message that we're hacked off with them all before they should by now:
• Once an election is announced all the media should be transported to St Helena and locked up there for the duration:
• Nick Robinson should be thrown off a very high place to be dashed on the rocks below:
• Superannuated politicians, in particular Paddy Ashdown, should be just that:
• Location reports should be banned. "I'm outside No 10 talking to ..."
• More people should be locked out of polling stations. There is nothing more riveting than irrate Brits who believe they've been ignored or treated badly in some way.
• Be careful for what you wish for:
• "We're doomed; we're all doomed", saying of famous Scottish sage:
• Emigrate