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Monday, 23 April 2012

I Am David

After hearing that Tory MP Nadine Dorries (who's a dead ringer for Christine Hamilton) had accused Cameron and Osborne of being 'Arrogant posh boys with no interest in lives of others' I was inspired to put new lyrics to Chris Farlowe's stonking 1966 hit "Out of Time" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNyAzuB1-rE  (with apologies all round).

The tune goes somewhat in this vein "Dum dum dum, diddle, diddle, diddle  dum dum dum" but with relish.

"You don't know what's going on
You've screwed it up for far too long


You think you’re cool but you’re just another prat.
You're out of touch dear David
My poor delusional David
I said, David, David, David you're out of time,


Well, maybe, maybe David you should call it time
I said, David, David, David why not resign  
You’ve screwed up without a doubt
You’ve no vision, no plan to shout about
'Cause David baby you're out of time


You thought your Oxbridge chums would help you out.
Capture power that’s what it’s all about
With pals like Murdoch  you’d have it all sown up.
But you’re out of touch sweet David

Disastrously so dear David
 So maybe David baby you should resign.


Well, come on David baby, stop playing games
You may seem plausible, you may appear quite sane 
But frankly Dave you’re all adrift
And ‘cause of you  we’re in the shit
'Cause  of you, David baby we’re out of time


You thought you were a clever boy
Playing to the hoi polloi
But we’ve found out you’re just a first class dick.
You're obsolete dear David
My poor inconsequential David
I said David, David, David just call it time


Well, maybe, maybe David you should call it time
I said, David, David, David why not resign  
You’ve screwed up without a doubt
You’ve no vision, no plan to shout about
'Cause David baby you're out of time


Call an election....

I said, David, David, please just resign."

I thank you...

5 comments:

Steve said...

Fantastic.

Hope this goes viral.

Anonymous said...

hi heres the site just say paul put you onto them
bearty

SamCam said...

You are horrid. And that Nadine is an old tart.

When Dave is back from Sainsburys I will ask him to have your site shut down and have you deported to Sweden

Marginalia said...

Dear Steve, thank you.

Dear Anon, ?????

Dear SamCam, surely you don't shop at Sainsbury's. Waitrose- it must be.

SamCam said...

Typecasting you pleb. Dave buys at the shop that provides best value for money.